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    Every so often I think up a fairly clever or humorous statement.  It usually happens when I am driving, sitting on the toilet, staring out the window or listening to the radio, but it could happen at any time.  I dedicated this page to keep record of these statements to be used as quotes.  I get mad when I come up with one of these statements but forget what it was.  This page will solve that problem.  It is possible someone else could have thought up and published any or all of these statements.  If you notice any, please let me know.  Thanks :)

    Jan. 11 2010 5:26 pm

    Sometime during the history of humankind, “I don’t know” became, “God did it.”.

    Jan. 11 2010 11:51 am

    It is funny how…..when someone dedicates their life to telling us we should all get along and share, someone ends up killing that person.

    Jan 27th 1:10 pm

    How come no one ever beats the heaven out of something?

    Ben Moreno

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