Every so often a few co-workers and I go and eat lunch together. One of our favorite places to go is this Jack in the Box down the street. We like it because it is convenient and cheap.
Awhile back we went there and noticed this women outside who was rather interesting. She was an African-American women who seemed homeless. She also showed signs of drug use, due to the many broken teeth and very active and odd physical movements.
She walked into the restaurant and made a quick round and went back outside. I kept my eye on her because she seemed to be very mentally unstable. Well, as she was walking down the ramp outside he started picking at her backside as if she had a wedgie. Then she suddenly stopped, pulled down her trousers, and commenced to releasing her bowels right in the grass in front of the restaurant.
A buddy of mine noticed this also and became very grossed out and started to laugh out loud at the same time. He was clearly shocked, into disbelief at what we were witnessing.
As soon as she was done, she gave herself a quick wipe with what appeared to be her bare hand, and then pulled up her pants and went on her way.
We all looked at each other and were shouting, laughing and making faces of disgust.
That happened a few months ago…
Today, we went there and that same women showed up again, but this time she came in and was asking people for food or money to get food. She came up to me as I was dumping my tray and asked me for money. I told her I didn’t have any and she started cursing me and saying some other things I couldn’t understand because she spoke so fast and didn’t full pronounce the words.
I went and sat down and she started asking my friends for food and they told her “no” as well. She started cursing me again. At that time one of the managers came out and told her to leave and she left shortly after that.
There was another lady sitting behind me on the next table who was also a bit crazy. She kept talking to invisible people and pretended to talk on a cell phone to others that did not exist. We could tell because before she ever turned on her phone she was talking to nobody. I tried to tune into her conversation and everything she said made no sense. Every sentence was a fragment and she put words together that make zero sense.
We were pretty much uneasy throughout the whole lunch. On one end we have this wild and crazy lady who will take random dumps and get angry if you don’t give her money; then on the other hand we have a delusional lady talking to random invisible humans talking in an incoherent language that can’t be understood.
Wow! Life is interesting my friends!