Most of you have heard of Midget town I’m sure.  Well, there are a lot of rumors regarding it.  Some people think there is Midget Town Long Beach.  Well, Jason Acuna (Wee Man) has set the record straight.  I usually listen to the Kevin & Bean show in the morning when I am driving on the way to work.  This morning’s show just happened to have Wee Man and they were asking him if he had any inside information about midget town.  They asked him a series of questions about it and here is what he said.

Question #1: Does midget town exist?

Answer: Yes.

Question# 2: Is midget town in Long Beach?

Answer: No. It is actually inland toward San Diego.

Question# 3: Is it a town where everything is little?

Answer: Yes, the hand rails, doors, houses, etc are all smaller than normal.

Question#4: Do the towns folk actually chase you away.

Answer: No.  But they do like their privacy and like to keep things secret.

Wee Man also went on add further explanation about the hidden town and also information regarding the difference between midgets and dwarfs.

“Remember the movie, “The Wizard of Oz? Well there were a lot of dwarfs and midgets in that movie and they all made some decent cash for their roles they played.  Well, they all decided to get together and buy some land and build a special little town for their kind. There is a difference between midgets and dwarfs.  Dwarfs are regular people with short limbs.  Midgets are smaller on all parts of their body.  You see we are sitting at the table and I am the same height as you are just my limbs are smaller than yours.”

So for now on when you hear people saying rumors about midget town you can set them straight with this info.  Midget town is not in Long Beach, but it is out there somewhere.

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