Navy Stories 5: Fast Forward Boot Camp Is Boring.
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009I haven’t been keeping up with my Navy stories series on this blog because it got boring writing about the details of boot camp. The real good stuff comes after that and over the next few years. So to keep this series going let’s just fast forward to the end of boot camp.
If you want to know more details about boot camp then go here. I will just finish up with the most notable personal experiences involved with boot camp. Here we go.
RPOC Failure!
As your division in boot camp starts to establish itself the RDC (Recruit Division Commander) will want to weed out a strong candidate to lead the divsion. They call this guy the RPOC which means Recruit Petty Officer Commander I think. He is responsible for making sure the guys do what they are supposed to, to speak for the group, and command the group during marching. He needs to be a natural leader with a strong voice.
I tried my hand at this position and failed. I seemed to be doing ok until we were on the way to chow later that day when I gave a wrong command and marched the division in the wrong direction. This may seem like not a big deal but it can be disasterous. They always told us that no matter what the division is to follow the command of the RPOC even if he marches them into a brick wall. I remember times when other divisions would give wrong commands and their division would end up marching right through our ranks. They said if that happens then you simply march right over whoever was in your way.
Well, because I gave the wrong command the RDC instantly fired me from the position and made me feel just wonderful about it in from of the whole division of course. I remember later that day crying on the stairs because I had failed. It was stressful, I think I was mainly upset because I failed and got humiliated. It’s not because I am a big whimp. No really, I’m not. lol
Female Peeping Tom’s
At the time I was in the Navy there were already female divisions. The barracks were designed in the way where each of the shower rooms had a door in the back leading out to a spiral stairwell that goes out in to the main courtyard. Well directly across from our back door was the female division’s back shower room door. Interestingly enough each door had a window on it. The window was painted with red paint on each side, obviously so nobody would look through it at all the people taking showers.
Well one day I was called by a group of fellow recruits to join them over to the spiral stairwell outside of our bathroom. One of the guys had managed to scratch some paint off of each side of the female’s shower room door window. Of course I had to take a look. It reminded me of the scene from that movie Porky’s where the guys snuck in to look at the girls in the showers. As an 18 year old male, how could I not look.
Anyway, the best part about this story is that the female’s had managed to scratch some paint off of our door as well. I am not sure how long the peeping went on between each of the divisions but one day we were started by the sound of loud shouting coming from across the way from the females barracks. Suddenly some of the windows were flung open and the girls bra’s and underwear were thrown out. We come to find out that the female division had gotten caught peeping on us and their RDC was giving them hell.
This is a rare occasion where women are actually caught being the perverts instead of it always being us men.
The Naked Guy Who Got Kicked Out
One night we heard about this guy who went kind of crazy and started running around at night outside of the baracks in his underwear. As you would imagine he got the attention of the MP’s who were patrolling the Naval station. Well one of the MP’s was a female and as soon as she got out of the car the guy dropped his underwear. The MP’s snatched him up and he was out in no time. There were a few cases of people doing things to get out. Some people just can’t handle stressful situations like that and they break down. We heard stories of two different guys trying to kill themselves as well.
The Gas Chamber
The gas chamber was one of my favorite experiences. Most people hate it of course but for me it was quite entertaining. First they march you into this small room where we stand in ranks wearing gas masks. Then one rank at a time, they pull your mask off and have you breath the gas. The purpose of the exercise is to show you that you can trust the mask and that it works. Not to mention you will not know what tear gas feels like so you will know when you encounter it again.
Before entering the chamber you are required to tuck your shirt into your pants and open your top few buttons. They told us that this if we felt the need to puke then we would have to do it in our shirts so we did not get puke on their deck floor. They also had a trash can just outside of the chamber door so that you can keep throwing up in their if you needed to.
I remember, bring in the fifth row. They started by making the first row remove their masks. It was interesting to see the individual reactions of each person as they instantly were exposed to the gas. Some threw up right away, some tried to bolt for the door but were blocked by the RDC’s who made sure each person experienced the gas for the equal amount of time. Some choked uncoltrollably and fell down. Others just stayed there and didn’t make much reactions except for some coughing and spitting.
Once they got to my row and had us take off our masks I remember feeling instant terrible burning in my eyes. They told us to not rub our eyes or else it would be worse. Instead we were to hold our hands outward and flap are arms to cope with the irritation. Teargas makes you drain incredible amounts of liquid from your nose and eyes. I did not vomit but there was literally a solid stream of mucus coming out of my nose as I left the chamber. I could not see very well so all I could do was grab the snot off my nose and throw it at the trash can. A buddy of mine was right next to me and we were both laughing histerically at the situation while we gagged, spit and cryed our way to recovery.
Redeeming Myself During Battle Stations
One of the final physical tests they gave us was called Battle Stations. They woke us at 12AM and had us run a series of obsticle courses that mimic real life shipboard emergencies. The first course was to climb up the high dive at the swimming pool and jump in with full gear on and float for a certain amount, execute some floating techniques, and then swim back to the side and get out. Each of us were given towels to dry off a bit before we were headed to the next station. All of the towels were put in a seabag and one recruit had to carry it to the next station.
We were required to run to each station without stopping. As you would imagine the seabag full of wet towels was quite heavy and the person carrying it was not able to make it and started to fall out of the run. I offered to take the bag and help out well as I got to the next station I stopped and walked the last few remaining feet. It was literally 10 feet but the RDC started getting in my face and telling me that I stopped running before I got to the next station and failed the course and he sent me back to my barracks. He said I could retry the course in a few days.
I was so pissed! When I got back to the barracks threw my helmet all around and started swearing really loud. I was carrying a sea bag full of towels for Christ’s sake and it was 10 feet! I felt it was totally unfair so I decided I would do something about it. I told the other recruits I was going back. So I ran back to the next station and got in line against the orders of the RDC.
They were doing a drill where there was a manhole on fire and we had to help each other through the small hole as quickly as possible without burning alive or staying in the other compartment to die. As we entered the course the RDC noticed me in line and said, “Hey! didn’t I tell you you had to go back to the barracks?!”, and I replied, “Yes sir! But I refuse to fail sir! I refuse to give up!”. He looked at me for a moment and said, “Well, what in the hell choice does that give ME?”, “You know what, ” I like you Moreno. I am going to give you another chance. That kind of spirit makes for a good leader. I’ll tell you what, you are going to be in charge of the next drill.” So he let me run the next course and I went on to finish battle stations completely.
For more interesting stories, funny facts, ideas and more be sure to ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS below. Don’t forget to confirm your subscription!
Read the next episode for one more thing about boot camp.


Marching and Drilling In the first week of navy boot camp you will be learning the all about the basic foundations of what it means to be a sailor in the United States Navy. You will spend hours and hours learning the complexities of marching and drilling moving as one entity. You will march EVERYWHERE! The first couple of weeks, you’ll notice that everyone messes up on everything.