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    August 20th, 2008 by Ben Moreno

    Most of you have heard of Midget town I’m sure.  Well, there are a lot of rumors regarding it.  Some people think there is Midget Town Long Beach.  Well, Jason Acuna (Wee Man) has set the record straight.  I usually listen to the Kevin & Bean show in the morning when I am driving on the way to work.  This morning’s show just happened to have Wee Man and they were asking him if he had any inside information about midget town.  They asked him a series of questions about it and here is what he said.

    Wee Man Holding PBR.Question #1: Does midget town exist?

    Answer: Yes.

    Question# 2: Is midget town in Long Beach?

    Answer: No. It is actually inland toward San Diego.

    Question# 3: Is it a town where everything is little?

    Answer: Yes, the hand rails, doors, houses, etc are all smaller than normal.

    Question#4: Do the towns folk actually chase you away.

    Answer: No.  But they do like their privacy and like to keep things secret.

    Wee Man also went on add further explanation about the hidden town and also information regarding the difference between midgets and dwarfs.

    “Remember the movie, “The Wizard of Oz? Well there were a lot of dwarfs and midgets in that movie and they all made some decent cash for their roles they played.  Well, they all decided to get together and buy some land and build a special little town for their kind. There is a difference between midgets and dwarfs.  Dwarfs are regular people with short limbs.  Midgets are smaller on all parts of their body.  You see we are sitting at the table and I am the same height as you are just my limbs are smaller than yours.”

    So for now on when you hear people saying rumors about midget town you can set them straight with this info.  Midget town is not in Long Beach, but it is out there somewhere.

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    9 Responses to “The Truth About Midget Town”

    1. GCS CAR BOMB Says:

      How in the heck is this information supposed to help me in any which way what so ever? FKEN benJIMAN. I will no subscribe to your blog.

    2. Ben Moreno Says:

      You really do type and spell in a unique way. It is entertainment my friend, that’s all. Would you like more informative information?

    3. xlink82x Says:

      seriously i have been tring to find directions and this doesnt really help but now that it is in sandiego ima have to make a trip one of these days but i would like more information does anyone have decent shit to tell me im tierd of this half ass crap the web gives me

      thank you
      xlink82x

    4. Ben Moreno Says:

      When Wee Man was on the radio talking about it he said that they like their privacy so you probably won’t be able to go there man.

    5. Ben Moreno Says:

      Comment Luv Test.

    6. 420 Says:

      Were is” inland toward San diego”
      I been searching everwhere I can’t
      Find anything. Do any info on where
      Their exaclly in?

    7. 420 Says:

      Midgets are people too.
      They have feelings.

    8. Ben Moreno Says:

      Wee Man did not give the details. For good reason I am sure. They like their privacy and don’t wish to change their home into a museum.

    9. phil Says:

      im thinking more like the temecula area maybe menifee

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